Captain Hank himself is no doubt smiling down on the waters he traveled long ago when he decided to set up shop in our hometown. Surely he dreamt of neon lights, felt tables, towering hotels, and buffets the size of the Red River itself. “The Boats” bring visitors from all over to our hometown. Just cruise through one of the parking garages and check the license plates. Don’t worry Texas, you can buy one. We won’t tell.